Tony's Stuff...Sinbad Goes ShoppingComing back from Somerfield the other day I met a car in the lanes. I knew it was miles behind me to a passing place so I sat there looking slightly embarassed, as you do, and blow me but the other guy started his lights flashing and was looking really aggressive, so... knowing all about this particular sport, I got out my newspaper and tried to look relaxed, while carefully watching his reaction with one eye. Bugger me if he didnt get a flask out and pour himself a hot drink. I could see it starting to steam up his windscreen. So I shot to the back of the car and got out some bread and the boursin and ostentatiously made a sandwich with my penknife. When I looked up he was making an occasional table by the side of the road with a workmate and everything. Luckily I had my mobile and got my mate at Eakers to drop off some blocks and a bit of cement and sand, so I knocked up a little shed. I was just putting the tin on when he arrested me. Wimbledon Synagogue Youth Club 1974I waited two hours for Annie Before they told me I was dumped Ping Pong Pang |